Probing philosophical questions of the week: is there a God in Pokémon? Why can’t Sims have sex except in the heart bed? And who keeps making all these movies about the daughter of the President? Plus career advice for the Hamburglar, the Unsung Best Mom of Pop Culture in honor of Mothers’ Day, and an ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN between the B-list alumni of our respective high schools featuring FREE BEERS from Eli for everyone who votes. Because we’re tigers when we want love, but snakes if we disagree.